Time for a Laugh
The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and said: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then fired me.
When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cabdriver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find my wife
was in bed with the gardener. I left home depressed and came to this bar.
And now, when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show
up and drink my poison ..."
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